Saturday, July 16, 2005 at 1:13 PM
This Aint Your Daddy's Cockfight...
Another cockfighting ring has been uncovered. (Inspired by SKB's Cockfighting news)
Here is my interpretation of how it went down.
Gambler 1: Look at the size of that COCK!
Gambler 2: That cock is huge!
Gambler 1: (points to a cock)Why is it the black cocks are always so much bigger?
Gambler 2: I don't know, but that little red cock looks like it could give a good pounding.
Gambler 1: I wonder if they ever put more than two cocks in a ring at a time?
Gambler 2: Shh. Shh. They're about to start. (background crowd voices fall to a hush a cacophony of sound erupts)
Gambler 1: Wooo-Hoooo! My cock's really going at it!
Gambler 2: Uh-Oh. My cock's already bleeding. (background fighting stops and crowd goes quiet again)(screams at cock) Get UP! Get UP! Well, that sucked! My cock got licked!
(There is a commotion and two plain clothes cops run in with weapons drawn)
Cop 1: EVERYBODY DROP YOUR COCKS AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
(gratuitous big cock)
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