Life Is A Comedy For Those Who Think...

Saturday, July 16, 2005 at 1:13 PM

This Aint Your Daddy's Cockfight...






Another cockfighting ring has been uncovered. (Inspired by SKB's Cockfighting news)

Here is my interpretation of how it went down.

Gambler 1: Look at the size of that COCK!
Gambler 2: That cock is huge!
Gambler 1: (points to a cock)Why is it the black cocks are always so much bigger?
Gambler 2: I don't know, but that little red cock looks like it could give a good pounding.
Gambler 1: I wonder if they ever put more than two cocks in a ring at a time?

Gambler 2: Shh. Shh. They're about to start. (background crowd voices fall to a hush a cacophony of sound erupts)

Gambler 1: Wooo-Hoooo! My cock's really going at it!
Gambler 2: Uh-Oh. My cock's already bleeding.
(background fighting stops and crowd goes quiet again)(screams at cock) Get UP! Get UP! Well, that sucked! My cock got licked!




(There is a commotion and two plain clothes cops run in with weapons drawn)


Cop 1: EVERYBODY DROP YOUR COCKS AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!















(gratuitous big cock)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious!  

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Blogger red molly said...

Funny! Sometimes cocks can get you in trouble.  

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Blogger buddy don said...

thats one of the funniest post i ever did read, ma'am!  

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